Man Illegally Rides Canadian Moose [VIDEO]
Here's a video of a drunk moron in Canada chasing down a moose in the water, jumping on it, and then riding it like a horse.
You can't fix stupid.
Watch as Mr. Bad-Ass in his preppy plaid shorts and his laughing small-minded friends chase the poor critter down. After a moment or two of reason all instances of sanity are released as Tub-o jumps on for the ride of his wasted life.
Jerk-Water Jones lasts about twenty seconds on Bullwinkle before his slimy-ness causes him to fall off the furry beast.
Of course the proud vacationers recorded the episode and posted it somewhere, where a Canadian wildlife watchdog group called "Wolftracker" took notice. Officials in British Columbia have launched an investigation.
According to CBC News, David Vince, a conservation officer with the B.C. Ministry of the Environment, says there is a law against harassing wildlife and what's shown in the video is "the ultimate form of harassment."
Anyone with information on this should call 1-877-952-7277.
Let's hope that these guys end up paying a nice big fine!