A Bike For Paul Wolfe’s Zombie Apocalypse

I love our morning show host Paul Wolfe.  He is crazy and fun and by the jumped up, that boy loves all things Zombie. So being a fan of his and Zombieland in my own right, I couldn't help but be enthralled by this new bike ready to be put out be Motopeds for the Zombie Apocalypse (or any other as far as that goes)

Now I am sure we all will agree when that day comes we'll need to be prepared for anything.  And needless to say that includes getting away from said Zombie or whatever else is causing impending doom, enter Motopeds ‘ Survival Bike: Black Ops Edition’. This beauty will have you hitting the trail stocked up with a compound crossbow, fuel storage, shovel, tomahawk, harpoon, blade saw, climbing gear, lights and a smattering of tools and knives. (I feel safer already)  Add to that a handlebar mount for that trusty smartphone or GPS unit needed to navigate (keeping your head down of course).  Let’s hope the Zombies chill for a few months thought Motopeds hasn’t released this beauty for sale yet however if you want to get a jump start and you don’t mind pedaling the company's regular chassis kit includes everything you'll need (minus the 4-stroke engine) for only $1,999.