Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
The Best City for Beer Drinkers Is a Total Surprise
Milwaukee? St. Louis? Neither of them hold a candle to the premiere city for those who love their suds.
14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa Claus
Looks like Santa's been a wee bit naughty.
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play the Flaming Bagpipes on a Unicycle
If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break Up
Your holiday plans may be changing soon.
These 3 Tips Will Help You Rule the Office Holiday Party
'Tis the season to come out of your cubicle and blow off some steam.
Ridiculous Survey Reveals Names of Women Who Make the Best Wives
As it turns out, Miss Right does have a first name.
Man Inhaling Gas in Hotel Lobby Has Some (National Security) Issues
This guy is gonna have a Shell of a time clearing his name.
Man Throws Woman Out of Car During Blind Date, Eludes Cops
It's hard to say if this guy is worse at dating or driving.
Brazen Fool Robs Company President During Job Interview
Look, some people are just not good on job interviews. This is the tale of one of those people.