Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Yuliya Snigir — Celeb Crush
Yuliya Snigir is a 29-year-old actress and model from the Tula region of Russia. We don't exactly know where that is, but it sounds cold.
Help, My Polyamorous Neighbor Hates Me For Rejecting Her Husband — The Fairer Sex Files
Life advice: Don't drunkenly text a picture like this to your neighbor with some slightly-misspelled version of "I made a bedsheet tent, are you still awake?" unless you love opening big, awkward cans of worms. In other news: I'm thinking about installing a breathalyzer o…
This Day in History — Carol Heiss Wins Olympic Women’s Figure Skating Medal While Being a …
There's something about the early 60s, man -- we love midcentury babes. On this day 1960, this one became a champion.
Albin Wonderland — Celeb Crush
Albin has a message for all you geeks out there who are hating on "fake" geek girls, and the message is pretty simple: Shut up. The floor is yours, Albin, we're listening.
This Day in History — Paul McCartney Released From Tokyo Jail After Nine Days
On this day in 1980, Paul McCartney was finally released after nine days in a Tokyo jail, following his arrest for attempting to walk through the Tokyo airport customs with a half pound of weed during his tour with Wings.
I’m Deleting a Lot of My Facebook Friends and You’re Probably Next — The [Fairer Se]X Fil…
When I got on Facebook way back in 2004, it was a network created specifically for college students. In order to join, you had to have a college email address. We all migrated over from Myspace and Friendster and left "testimonials" on each other's walls, because we had no idea what we wer…
This Day in History — ‘The A-Team’ Debuted on TV
On this day in 1983, we learned a valuable moral lesson about human compassion from a very large, loud man in gold chains: We learned to pity fools.
Don’t Listen to Cosmo — Porn is Not Ruining Your Relationship, Keeping Secrets Is [OPINION…
You know that scene in 'My Cousin Vinny' when Vinny gets up to give his opening trial arguments and just points to the prosecutor and says "Everything that guy just said is bullsh*t," and then sits back down? That's how I really want to respond to Cosmopolitan Magazine's assertion that por…
Original Batmobile Sells for $4.62 Million to a Guy Named Rick Champagne
As if we weren't already jealous of Rick Champagne for having the smoothest last name of all time, he is now the proud owner of our childhood dream car. Way to go, Rick; you've officially got it all. Super happy for you. Really.
Megan Fox is Possibly Losing Her Mind
Esquire interviewed babe Megan Fox this week, and we learned a whole lot more about her. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but she's also possibly just plain crazy.