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How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we&…
Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]
I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she's married, and that's not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it -- wait, really? Everyone shut up.
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Babes Love Turkey Legs, We Love Babes
Happy November! Thanksgiving is officially on deck as our next holiday, and with it: awkward family dinners! To help, we're bringing you 15 surprising facts about turkey, so you have something to say to your uncle as he stuffs his face. We know you, though. You're like us -- you need a spo…
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on pi…
Andrew WK To Kill David Blaine On Sunday. Maybe?
Sometimes we find ourself asking, how could Andrew WK possibly be any cooler than he already is? Answer: By electrifying David Blaine.
Sit on Angelina Jolie’s Face for $950
Step right up, folks! Just don't cut the guy at the front of the line, because he's been waiting for this for a long, long time.
Watch this Hilarious Hunger Games Parody PLUS Hot Jennifer Lawrence Pics
Jennifer Lawrence is so hot. Let's watch a funny video about Hunger Games.
Pamela Anderson Can Have Sex Again!
About a month ago, we told you that Pamela Anderson had sworn off of sex through November while taping ABC's 'Dancing With the Stars', in an attempt to secure a victory by avoiding sexual distractions. It...didn't work.