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SMAAASH! — Hitchhiker Saves Crash Victim By Hitting Driver With Hatchet
Your day will likely never be as eventful as the afternoon had last week by Kai, a homeless hitchhiker in West Fresno, Calif. A large man gave Kai a ride on Friday. That's when the trouble started.
New York City Bartender Makes $96,000 A Year Slinging Drinks
Shred your useless college degree — or stop going to college altogether — and start hitting the liquor cabinet. It's sound advice. A New York City bartender said she made $96,000 last year while bartending at a luxury hotel. Sarah Speros claimed the starting wage at her hotel is $26…
New England Man Wins Wing Bowl By Feasting On 287 Wings
Eating 24 dozen chicken wings before lunch seems impossible; watching someone else do it is remarkable. James 'The Bear' McDonald of Granby, Conn. won Wing Bowl 21, the annual Philadelphia-based chicken wing-eating contest, by chomping down 287 chicken wings in the Wells Fargo Center on Fr…
Rob Gronkowski Gives Kid $100 For a Lemonade At The Super Bowl
Given his frequent hard partying and bro-riffic off-the-field behavior, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski seems more likely to shotgun a beer than sip some lemonade.
Drinking Games During Hockey Intermission Cause Fans To Get Sick
A minor league hockey team thought getting a few college students out on its ice for 'College Olympics' on Jan. 18 would make for memorable intermission entertainment. They were right…for all the wrong reasons.
Nikita Penalosa — Babe of the Day
Nikita Penalosa is a 20-year-old model from Santa Clarita, Calif. Penalosa is a social media-savvy glamor model. She maintains profiles on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. She updates practically ever facet of her life, from text to pictures to video blogs and sends the info directly to her followers,…
Is Pedro Martinez Rejoining Red Sox?
The Boston Red Sox are bringing back pitcher Pedro Martinez, but he won't be stepping on the mound for the AL East team.
Family of Junior Seau Files Wrongful Death Suit Vs. NFL
The family of the late Junior Seau has filed a wrongful death suit against the NFL Wednesday, alleging that the trauma the 12-time Pro Bowl linebacker suffered while playing in the league caused a brain disease that led him to commit suicide in May 2012.
NFL Stadiums Could Get Laser First-Down Markers
NFL fans could see laser first-down markers like those currently visible on television broadcasts also used in stadiums in the future. (Insert bad Dr. Evil impression saying "lasers" here)
Tim Brown and Jerry Rice Think Bill Callahan Threw Super Bowl XXXVII
In the vein of conspiracy theories often suggested by late Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, two former star wide receivers of the NFL franchise believe that their head coach intentionally changed the game plan so his team would lose Super Bowl XXXVII in 2003.