Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
Study Finds Black Sabbath Helps Plants Grow
If you intend to show the wicked world a cornucopia of green thumb power this gardening season (and you probably don't, but keep reading) you had better start exposing your precious sweet leaf to plenty of Black Sabbath.
10 Weird Marriage Laws That Still Exist
Most laws are put into place to help protect the well-being of the public, while maintaining civility throughout the land. Some on-the-books marriage laws, though, appear to be the byproducts of a moment of lunacy, and no matter how much times change, old school ideas and philosophies cont…
5 Weird Concept Cars That Were Vetoed by Some Buzzkill in a Suit
Every year, new groundbreaking automotive designs are introduced to this progressive planet, which serve to challenge both the traditional definitions of driving and masculinity alike. While automakers and their mad science committees work relentlessly to become the first to bare the most radical an…
This Pixelated Swimsuit Might Give Us a Heart Attack, Should We Ever See it in Action
The only thing better than scoping out a hot chick wearing a skimpy bikini is catching a glimpse of one wearing nothing at all. Sadly, those pesky laws of modern civilization seem to frown on public nudity. This means that unless you frequent nude beaches, your chances of catching an eyeful of the …
March Is the Best Time to Uh, Come In Like a Lion
Regardless of whether you get it on in a filthy bathroom stall or a five-star hotel room, there isn't really a bad place to have sex, as far as we're concerned. However, a new study suggests that the month of March may actually be the best time of the year to do the deed.
The United States Wants to Ban Boozehounds From UN Budget Meetings
Drunken diplomats could soon be banned from attending United Nations budget negotiation meetings. That’s because earlier this week, the United States put forth a proposal asking the committee to consider prohibiting lushes and boozehounds from disrupting negotiations held by the budg…
Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener
In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are be…
Playboy Magazine Releases Hebrew Version
No longer will Israelis be subjected to spanking off to nudie magazines in a language other than their own; this week Playboy released a Hebrew edition of the iconic lifestyle rag for the "discriminating gentlemen” of the holy land.
Maker’s Mark Stops Watering Down Their Bourbon, Vacation Day Requests Skyrocket
In an attempt to not be tortured and burned at the stake by their customer base, executives at Maker’s Mark have announced that the distillery no longer plans to cut their world famous bourbon with water.
Why It’s Better To Have A Wingman
Apparently, having a wingman is not just some pathetic crutch used by inexperienced dudes that can't get action on their own. Actually, pairing up while on the prowl is something that scientists say is hardwired into the sexual animal that is man - similar to how other species ensure random hoo…