Can You Out Run A Fart

This seems like a ridiculous question unless you are married or dating or in any contact what so ever with a man. Now let me be perfectly clear that is isn't only men who pass gas.  However, it is pretty much only men who really seem to enjoy the process and appear to find pleasure in seeing if they can some how make you squirm with the prospect or suffer there from. So now that we know who we are ladies and gentlemen let's ask again...can you out run a fart?

FYI: My favorite line is "Every fart is like a snowflake"