Sports

Timothy Bonner went from the cooler to drinking a cool one and back again.

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NATIONAL HOLIDAY?

Citizens of the United States of America are petitioning to President Barack Obama to declare the Monday following the Super Bowl to be a national holiday.

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A minor league hockey team thought getting a few college students out on its ice for 'College Olympics' on Jan. 18 would make for memorable intermission entertainment. They were right…for all the wrong reasons.

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The Boston Red Sox are bringing back pitcher Pedro Martinez, but he won't be stepping on the mound for the AL East team.

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The big game is on the way! Americans will woof down 1.23 billion wings during the game. Unfortunately there will be a wing shortage! Oh, the humanity!!!!!

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The family of the late Junior Seau has filed a wrongful death suit against the NFL Wednesday, alleging that the trauma the 12-time Pro Bowl linebacker suffered while playing in the league caused a brain disease that led him to commit suicide in May 2012.

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NFL fans could see laser first-down markers like those currently visible on television broadcasts also used in stadiums in the future. (Insert bad Dr. Evil impression saying "lasers" here)

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In the vein of conspiracy theories often suggested by late Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, two former star wide receivers of the NFL franchise believe that their head coach intentionally changed the game plan so his team would lose Super Bowl XXXVII in 2003.

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Freak accidents are a part of the sports world and one high school wrestler from South Dakota should count his lucky stars (the ones circling above his head like in a cartoon) that he wasn't more seriously injured when a light fixture fell on him during a match

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The New England Patriots lose, but Tom Brady always wins.

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