This crab is a total...well, crab.

Imagine you're enjoying a cold beer, then some rude crab jacks it. This dude had just the experience. The dude who filmed the robbery sounds like he didn't really need another anyway.

The crab dose score some cool points for looking his victim right in the eye the whole time.

No word on the whereabouts of the crab thief. Seagull karma is suspected.