Sorry I'm late with this.  I was standing in line at the Mini Mart, there were about fifty people in front of me waiting to buy Powerball tickets.  Of course every other person also bought smokes, Nasty-Gan-sett, and scratch tickets, which they immediately had to scratch and then have the clerk shove into the machine.  "Ding ding ding, you're a winner".  I bet the dude with tobacco stained teeth holding a twelve pak and sporting three weeks of facial growth doesn't hear that often enough, especially at home.  Anyway I made it to the front of the line, only to find out that they had run out of Twinkies a week ago.

Here is today's I-95 Comedy Break featuring Craig Furgeson and Jay Leno.  "Ding ding ding", that's your cue to click below to listen.