Little Peter's having a hard time bird huntin' in his latest installment of "Words of Wisdom."  "Those friggin' birds , they're in the woods playin' hide and go seek, and I tell ya what, I ain't friggin' chasin' 'em."

Nope, Little Peter doesn't want to put a whole lot of effort into it. "They don't want to get shot?  Good for them," exclaims an exasperated Little Peter as he drives down an old dirt road somewhere in upper Penobscot County.

Peter's videos have gone viral, and for good reason, as he exemplifies a true country Mainer to a T.  Well, maybe somewhat.  Is he approaching Burt & I celebrity stardom?  Not quite yet, but it seems that Peter's going in the right direction.  Too bad those friggin' birds aren't.