Maine Towns That Sound Funny And Dirty, To Us At Least

There's a bunch of towns in Maine that one could make sound dirty if one were inclined to do so, and today, we are.

Unfortunately, there's nothing obvious like Fort Dick or Anus Way. So we really had to stretch our imagination and push the envelope at times. We hope you don't mind.

Beaver Cove - They're cute and they're furry, and there's an entire cove filled with them. The remnants of that Air Force B-52 crash site still exists there today, and that may dampen the mood though.

Benton - Hey, go "get bent" in Benton.

Brownfield and Brownville - Must have been a lot of cow pastures here at one time.

Chapman - Ouch. Pay a visit WalGreens and pick up some cream for that.

Cherryfield - They're ripe for the picking here, and there's plenty of free parking.

Clinton - Interns are welcome here.

Deblois - Where De-Boy met De-Girl.

Dixfield - It's 41.6 square miles big. Beat that.

Falmouth - Your mama would wash it out with soap.

Greenbush and Greenwood - Once again, Walgreens, and hurry.

Hancock - People go blind here. What mama said was true.

Hanover - And touch your toes.

Isle au Haut - Only you would know, until word gets around.