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Man Stuffs Pants with Beer, Claims It’s His Junk

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Stealing beer is bad, hiding the stolen goods in your pants…never pans out.

A man from Medford, Massachusetts tried to hide some PBR tall boys in his pants. The clerk at Woody’s Liquor Store (ironically named) saw him hide the beers. When she confronted him he claimed it was just his manhood. C’mon man! If your going to steal something and claim that, steal a chapstick!

Anyway, ‘big boy’ knew he was caught and through the beers at the clerk as she called the police. The cops found him and arrested him with assault and battery with a dangerous (and delicious) weapon, resisting arrest and shoplifting.

I wonder if they put the beer back? Anyone want to give me $50 to drink them?

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