Just in case you're in the market for a real life Elf on the Shelf...

The stuff you can find on Craigslist. An unidentified dude from Massachusetts is selling himself, for $100 an hour, as a Real Life Elf on the Shelf.

His listing says: 'For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.'

By the way he also offers contracted private investigations and babysitting services.

Sadly is seems his listing has been flagged by Craigslist, therefore you can't find it. However KHQ.com managed to get his listing photo before it was taken down.

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