Megan Fox is Possibly Losing Her Mind
Esquire interviewed babe Megan Fox this week, and we learned a whole lot more about her. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but she's also possibly just plain crazy. Here's our list of the 10 nuttiest things we learned about her -- be sure to check out the whole interview in this month's Esquire:
10. Her home decor theme seems to be "Teenage Boy in the 80s" chic:
"The room, which has the feel of a finished basement, is packed with pinball machines and Lord of the Rings and Star Wars memorabilia. Darth Vader stares down from a poster on the wall. A life-sized model of R2-D2 keeps watch in the corner."
9. She's reading the bible a lot these days:
"I've read the Book of Revelation a million times," Megan Fox says. "It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?"
8. She thinks that the internet and celebrities might both be horsemen of the apocalypse:
"When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it's the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?"
7. Her boyfriend, 39-year-old Brian Austin Green of '90210' fame, seems cranky:
"He offers a measure of protection. For instance, rather than let paparazzi take their pictures and leave, which is standard celebrity practice, Green gets in their faces, tries to ensure that any shot they get is marred by grotesque anger rather than glowing beauty."
6. She's not exactly an optimist:
"She believes that people are inherently bad."
5. She thinks she has magical tattoo-removing powers:
"I feel like I willed it be gone," Fox says. "They told me it was going to take six sessions and it's nearly gone in one."
4. She and Lindsay Lohan don't seem to be friends:
"She wasn't powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn't reliable, who almost wasn't insurable.... She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered," she says, curled defensively on the sofa. "I'm not interested in following in those footsteps."
3. She uh...Well just read this:
"Fox began speaking in tongues around the age of eight, when she attended a Pentecostal church in Tennessee."
2. She can also "turn it off:"
"I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back."
1. She believes in leprechauns:
"I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations. We should all believe in leprechauns. I'm a believer."
We have no idea how to end this.