This just appalls me, on so many levels.  Apparently, Maine is inundated with Perfect Pattys'.  These Perfect Pattys', themselves, are inundated with an endless amount of time on their hands...so much time...that they have the ability to write local weatherman, Keith Carson, about his clothing attire.  

I, personally, think Keith looks fine.  However, some disagree.  Hear him read some of these:

Wow.  I'm just shocked at how arrogant some people can be.  It must be difficult being a Perfect Patty and pointing out such tiddly little crap.  Grow up.