Off The Market: Jessica Biel
Another one bites the dust.
We didn’t even really want to bring it up, but we wanted you to hear it from us: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake just got married in Italy.
Yeah, we’re happy for her too. It’s just that…Well, don’t laugh, but ever since we pretended that we weren’t paying attention ABC’s “7th Heaven” while our sister was watching, we’ve just known that someday we’d get our chance. All dreams die eventually, we guess.
She’ll just never know how happy we would have made her, unless she’s been reading our letters before returning them. Yeah, we bet she has.