While companies are dropping her left and right, one wants to sign her on.

PureMature.com has offered Paula a six figure deal as a spokesperson. TMZ reported that the company sent her the offer with this flattering letter: 'Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson.' 

The company added that it's a lot of money for very little work, as they aren't requiring nudity as a part of the gig. Thank you porn gods!

She will most likely pass on the offer, despite being dropped by The Food Network, Wal-Mart, JC Penny, Target, Smithfield, Random House Publishing and more.