What do you want for Christmas?  I started hearing that back in early November.  I'm a hard guy to buy for, so I thought that I'd help you all out!

When I come running down the stairs in my holly jolly pajamas this Christmas morning, here's what I'd like to find under my tree!

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    Shakira

    Tell you what, you don't even have to wrap her up.

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    Chinese Food

    My wife really doesn't like Chinese food, but I love it, so I seize every opportunity to eat it.  Maybe the Grinch will steal the roast beast, and we can then dine of some holly jolly take out.

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    Tickets on the 50 yard-line at Gillette Stadium

    I don't want to sit up in the sky box with Mr. Kraft and Bon Jovi and have to make highfalutin small talk during the game. I want to sit front and center, down by the field at a New England Patriots game.  I also want to be flown in and out to avoid the traffic.

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    Mustang Shelby GT350

    I used to own a Mustang, and would LOVE to own another.  Yes, I want to be the old guy with 600 horse power under his control.

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    Money

    Who can argue with cash?  Feel free to stuff my stocking with tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds!

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    My own private beach somewhere warm.

    Yes, Shakira and I need somewhere to hang out. Just stuff the deed into a Christmas card and cross me off your list.

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    True peace on Earth

    That would be cool.

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