Tonight’s mystery artist said he avoided the draft by not showering and going in his pants before his physical.  Any guess who’d go to such extremes??

This quote comes from the site politico where rocker Ted Nugent says along with those offenses he also restricted his diet to Vienna sausages and Pepsi.  The story goes on to say that he recanted the tall tale as a joke. However a snopes article shows the story to be true and contains an interview with Ted saying he thinks he’d have been a great soldier but he was just too busy doing his own thing.

Here he is all cleaned up and ready to rock tonight's featured song.