We have a new Pope! But I had WAY better ideas as to who should rock the robe and awesome hat.

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Oprah! We could call her Poperah! It's already funny!






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Mila Kunis! I don't even need to explain.






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Stephen King! We'll all be say by the end of his Popedom 'Well it seemed like a good idea.'





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Ozzy Osbourne! We got to give him something to do.







Grumpy Cat! The Facebook meme sensation would have some great wisdom!