Guy Politely Wakes Drunk Stranger Who Fell Asleep in Wrong House
You know those stories where someone drinks so much they wake up in a Dumpster, a boat or Cleveland? This is better.
Sumo Wrestlers Race, Dramatically Tilt the Earth
Do you know what you need to see? Sumo wrestlers racing. Because we all need to see that.
The Best Looking Women in America Live In…
Fellas on the hunt for the hottest ladies in the US of A would be wise to pack their bags and head for the East Coast.
Furious Bull Injures Several After Stomping Into Crowd During Bullfight
Hey, this just in: bulls are extremely dangerous.
How to Carve a Pumpkin…With a Gun
Here's a different way to get into the Halloween spirit.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?
YouTuber Who Set Apartment on Fire During Live Stream Is a Serious Hazard
This guy's attempts to put out a blaze was like pouring gasoline on a fire.
Guy Lifts Cases of Beer With Body Part You Should Treat Much Nicer
We can think of many, many more pleasant things to do with this body part.
Watch an Idiot Set Gas Station on Fire Trying to Burn a Spider
Darwin is rolling over in his grave.