Fashion Advice for DJ Fred and Wolfie

So now that I'm this Rock Chick thingy and they tell me I'm hanging with the boys I though I'd better get up to speed with what the guys are wearin' this year.  What better place to start that GQ and New Your Fashion week.  I must confess I was amused and confused but I'd still pay good money to the the I-95 boy try these on...For example...

Outfit 1, I like to call it Escaped Psyatric Patient.  The Bowtie and Glasses make this a Smart look.  I think I've seen Wolfie wearing this one.  He is so stylish.

Then there is the... I want to play in traffic without getting hurt

I'm thinkin' DJ Fred for this one.  Kind of DJ Garanimals, Everything matches!

And outfit #3 2013 for the stylish man.

Hey....wait a minute! Somebody got paid for putting this little ditty together? That's it I'm moving to New York.

Just kidding. Style on guys:)D