Man Fails Suitcase Escape…Go Figure
March 5, 2013 I never knew that cleaver and stupid could coexist until I read about an inmate at a Venezuelan prison left almost nothing to chance in plotting his escape: convicted murderer Gavinson Garcia was able to contort his 5-foot-3-inch frame into a suitcase, and managed to hire an accomplice to wheel him out.
However, his
