I was a Mainer for 21 years, a drifter for 10 years, then came back here because "there's no place like home." In my spare time I like to... oh wait, I don't have any spare time. But that's okay because life is great at my busy household. I love cake but I'm trying to quit. The only sport I like is soccer. If I could be any animal I would be a lap cat because they've got it made. And if I weren't a radio DJ I'd like to be a philanthropist.