Frustrated Man Creates Chart for How To Greet a Woman [NSFW]

This is so enlightening to me.  As a person who is often in the company of people I don't know that well I can relate to the awkward feelings yet...wow.

Seriously, he seems way too concerned with his member acting up...if you get my drift.  And once he's done with the chart, If I were a guy I'd lock myself in a room and never come out.

I am thinking over-thinking anonymous should be his next stop. But I'll give him this much, he's funny.

As for you a smile trumps the chart.  Err on the side of respect and you should be fine.