I remember when I was a kid, and someone tried to rip off Tuttle's General Store on Rte.1 in Gouldsboro.  Tuttle's store was a small business on the side of the highway, and it was usually manned by old man Tuttle himself.  He was a pretty big guy.

Let's just say that things didn't work out so well for the robber.  I think all it took was one good punch and things ended right there.

Here's a video where things didn't work out so well for the robber either.  Whomever was manning this store probably could have kicked old man Tuttle's ass.