Man, 31, Dating Woman, 91 — Pass the Barf Bag, Please
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For this guy, nursing homes are meat markets.
Meet 31-year-old Kyle Jones, who just so happens to be dating a 91-year-old woman.
Jones is a cougar’s delight — a young man who only goes out with women who are 65 or older. Some call him a vulture because they think he’s out for money, but time will tell if that term will stick like his girlfriend’s dentures to his teeth after an intense petting session.
Jones, however, says he’s not after money. He’s also not a one-Geritol-taking woman man. In addition to his 91-year-old girlfriend, he’s also seeing a much younger 68-year-old. Clearly, he’s playing the field, which is probably harder for his conquests, since they may break a hip.