5 Better Choices for Pope [PHOTOS]

We have a new Pope! But I had WAY better ideas as to who should rock the robe and awesome hat.

Oprah! We could call her Poperah! It's already funny!

Mila Kunis! I don't even need to explain.

Stephen King! We'll all be say by the end of his Popedom 'Well it seemed like a good idea.'

Ozzy Osbourne! We got to give him something to do.

Grumpy Cat! The Facebook meme sensation would have some great wisdom!