5 Better Choices for Pope [PHOTOS]
We have a new Pope! But I had WAY better ideas as to who should rock the robe and awesome hat.
Oprah! We could call her Poperah! It's already funny!
Mila Kunis! I don't even need to explain.
Stephen King! We'll all be say by the end of his Popedom 'Well it seemed like a good idea.'
Ozzy Osbourne! We got to give him something to do.
Grumpy Cat! The Facebook meme sensation would have some great wisdom!