A Whole New Way For Women To Whine…We Mean Wine

Not since fart blocking undies have we been so taken with a new under garment.

In case you've never heard of Shreddies they are a real thing and if the next time you need to let one rip you'd like to do so without being discovered click here. So now for the next most amazing way to get through your next party without having to share the good stuff with you guests, enter the 'Wine Rack'.  This puppy holds 25oz of your favorite wine that you drink through a straw, directly from your cleavage.  I somehow imagine it makes the girls look more ample too, at least in the beginning.

The  'Wine Rack' is available on Amazon.  It comes in 2 sizes...and goes for a mere $29.99