10 Mysterious Thing About Women Explained
Today is International Women's Day. And for every man who ever loved a woman I realize that there are times you just don't get the logic and therefore you don't think there is any. au contraire! Read on and learn my muscle bound friend.
The list I found on Joke Index I feel covers well the stuff that women take as common sense and I'll do my level best to explain.
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
Two thoughts here are heel height and dressy or casual. Certain shoes go with shorts and other with dresses. Then there are casual dresses and dressy dresses. Funny thing about this is that most of women's fashion that require all these shoes in black are mostly dictated by men.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
The difference here is the base colors of yellow, blue and brown. Fairly straight forward don't you think. Now why we care...yeah you're just gonna have to let that go.
8. Crying can be fun.
Not sure about the word fun. There are tears of joy and everyone laughs until they cry sometimes. I think the difference between the sexes here is that some times when a woman has pent up an emotion for too long and she cries. In the end of the crying she feels better from letting go of the tension not the tears.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
This is an easy one, hormones and water weight plus the fact that we gain weight easier than men and are judged more harshly for having it. Don't argue just go get me an ice cream.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
This isn't fuzzy logic it just good planning.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
Think of is as a new gun of tool on sale certainly that isn't too much of a stretch.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
This one I'd say just agree and step away.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
This is true because short hair is easy but medium to long flowing tresses when your hair is fine, or thick or curly is a trick. Seriously, guys can go from partially to completely bald and everyone is like "Good look" but when a woman's hair isn't just so it's like "Are you feeling ok?"
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
Frankly I know more men who can talk a woman under the table than the other way around so don't even go there.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
Except you because now you have all the information to enjoy International Women's Day. Stud.