Clam-dy Canes Anyone? Check Out These Most Nauseating Flavors
I'm sure if you are on social media at all these days, you may have seen these nasty, vile things come floating across your news feed. I just saw them recently myself, and I kinda threw up in my mouth a little.
I've been seeing these candy canes in the most uninviting flavors....such as clam, mac & cheese, gravy, and pickles....and even rotisserie chicken! Yup. You read every single one of those correctly. They are candy canes. (insert sickly retching sounds here)
I guess it's nothing really new. Jelly Belly jelly beans have been making gross flavors for years. And I mean, some really gross flavors. Like snot and farts. I really don't know what kind of research goes into figuring out what a fart tastes like, but I'm glad I was not a part of it.
And if you're wondering where you can even buy such revolting delights? Right on Amazon! You can have them delivered right to your door. Which I find appealing, because who wants to be the person who goes out to buy Clam-dy Canes?
But it's Christmas. And almost everyone loves a good gag-gift. And this would really top the list. And honestly, they're not even that expensive. So if you want that fun, last minute thing, these just might be the ticket. But I tell you, if you get some, and eat a whole one, I want to see video!!!