Hate Your Ex? Let Cats Go To The Bathroom All Over Their Name.
We all have that ex. The one that there will never really be a solid reckoning with for whatever reason. I'm personally friends with a few of my exes. And it's all legit. My wife knows them, they all like each other, it's no big deal. It's not like we all vacation together or anything, but commenting on Facebook from time to time, who cares?
However, all of us, and I mean all of us, have at least on ex that is just the water in our gas tank. The one where just the very whisper of their name evokes an actual physical response. Like hearing their name actually shoots chills up and down your spine, haha. Deep down, childish though it may seem, you secretly wish you could somehow "win".
Well, how about this.... The Humane Society Waterville Area has the absolute perfect, or should I say purrrrrrfect plan. For a donation, they will write your ex's name on a wee bit of paper, and place them in their litter boxes. From there, all the felines in attendance will shower your exes with revenge served the second best way... kinda warm.
I think it's fantastic. Really, you get all the revenge, but none of the drama. And it couldn't possibly be a more fitting tribute to a crappy ex. Take that special someone who is always goin to be nothing but #2 in your life, and literally let a small animal make a #2 on that person's god given name.
According to a post on the Humane Society Waterville Area Facebook page, you can still donate right up until Valentine's Day. If it sounds like something you just absolutely need to do, follow this link and it will take you right to the cat box.
I wonder how many people are like me, and kind of wonder somewhere in the back of your mind.... is my name in that cat box too?