Tonight’s mystery artist said if you want to be a rock star of famous, then run down the street naked and you’ll make the news or something. Then he tells what to do if you want to be a paid musician. Think you can guess who he is or what he says to do??

I found this tongue in cheek advice from Eddie Van Halen on az quotes. The real way he thinks you get paid is by working hard. Or as he puts it:

 But if you want music to be your livelihood, then play, play, play and play! And eventually you'll get to where you want to be.

Here is Eddie and the band with tonight's featured song.