
If You Were A Cocktail…What Are You Called, And What’s In It?
We got talking the other morning, and even though it's morning, it is Friday. So we wondered... If you were a cocktail, what would you be called, and what would be the ingredients?
JStew: Funny, as I recall, this may've been my idea. Yet, somehow I've been kind of stumped. Maybe I'll call it the Studfinder. It's simply a 20 oz. pour of Budweiser with a rusty nail in it, and garnished with a tape measure. Or, more accurate... the Casper Milquetoast. It's simply a glass of warm milk, with a dash of whisky, garnished with a letter from your parents letting you know that they know, what a wimp you are. That sounds more accurate to my lifestyle. Hahahahaha.
Cori: I would call my cocktail the "Straight Shootin' Mama"...because that's kind of what I am. It would be one shot Vodka, one shot Gin, one shot Rum and one shot Kaluha. Throw in some chocolate covered Espresso Beans and a cherry or two, and then serve it with a heating pad and a side of aspirin. I think that would be the perfect Cori cocktail!
Your answers were quite personal, actually. Some hilarious, some serious. But well thought out. So let's check those out right now!

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