It’s Cinco De Mayo! Please Ruin A Margarita With One Ingredient.

We thought for fun, since every amateur drinker on Earth wholeheartedly embraces Cinco De Mayo, we thought it would be fun to ruin a margarita with one ingredient. Ketchup? Hot fudge? Bueller....?

JStew: Over the years, I've played this game in different versions, but food versions are always my favorite. When I used to do kitchen work, we used to try and conceive of a dish that absolutely no one would eat. I believe the winner was a sashimi pork burrito, with room temperature egg sauce. It sounds more dangerous than delicious, that's for sure. But if I were to straight-up ruin a margarite with one ingredient? Nail clippings.... Who would dare drink anything that had someone's toe or finger nails in it? If you would drink that, we might be best friends....just sayin'....

Cori: Gross, JStew! Why? I mean....blech....But along those same lines, I'd have to say, hair. If I found hair in my Margarita....a hair in pretty much anything....I'm gonna leave it right where it sits. No thank you! If it had to be an actual food ingredient, as much as I love milk, milk and booze hardly ever mix well. So there you have it: hair or milk!

These answers were awesome. We hope we never have to drink these in the afterlife as punishment. Some were sheer punishment to read.