A what you ask? A picnic polo is a shirt that turns into a picnic blanket. Because apparently life isn't quite strange enough.

According to the Colonel the shirt holds a secret pocket with the blanket so the next time you are passing a rolling field with your lunch you can drop down whip out you blanket and have a party.  The obvious drawback I see here is that the wearer still seems to be attached to the blanket so be sure you go to the bathroom before everyone sits down. The other thing that strikes me is if you were smart enough to pack lunch why didn't you bring a blanket too. All those questions aside it is certainly novel, so if novel is your gig click here to enter.