Turns Out I-95 Listeners Are A bunch Of Mother Truckers!

Can we all agree that if ever we needed a good laugh, it's right now. Lord knows, we don't need anymore stress. All we have to do is open Facebook, and look at the comment section of just about any post, and you'll be infuriated within seconds. So we put it out there... What would your Trucker Handle be?

JStew: Here were the guidelines... The color of your shirt, along with the last thing you ate. For instance, as I sit to type this, mine would be Plaid Coffee. Get the idea? Cool.

Cori: Mine would be Black Frank's Cookie. Well that just sounds terrible.

Let's take a look at yours. This shouldn't be scary at all, hahaha......

Shawn Grant Gray Donut

Evelyn M. Inzerma Mushero Gray oreo

Craig Florey Blue Pear

Thomas Graban Black Fruit Loops

Ruth Mewa Black chip

Heidi Farquhar Yellow munchkin

Kristine L'Heureux Tan Shake

Becca Avery Gray rice cake

Deborah Derosby Blue raisin bread

Elaina Hazelton Aqua cheese omelette

Wendy Clewley blue blueberry mini wheats

Jim Murphy Breaker 19... This here's the Blue Bagel... You gotchur ears on?

Colleen Snow Blue Breakfast Treat

Cheryl Steeves Pink oatmeal

Brenda Murphy DeWitt Green omelet

Doug Springer Gray Cottage Cheese. C’mon!

Julie J. Lynch Blue bacon

Phyllis Kurtz Pink Blackberries

Jen Megquier Green flowered donut

Brenda Kral Gray stuffed pepper

Allison Huntington Wakeland Blue oatmeal

Wayne Sinclair Blue Cracker!

Ryan Turcotte Blue Taco

Brad Rice Black Toast

Lisa Mishou Black coffee...about right!

Justin Choiniere Black donut!

Ray Legassie Mine was 'The Obstructor'

Carol Stevens Red, Egg Mcmuffin

Kristi Dinsmore Blue pea pod

Mary Klein Drouin Blue peanut butter crackers

Megan Bridges "Black and white striped avocado toast" - I'm a millennial trucker.

Jeannie Hatch Gray Salmon.

Holli Finkle Black fluffernutter.(Why am I reading everyone’s comments with a southern accent?)

Shawnna Farley Purple cookie

Ami Austin Purple chicken

Lynn Hatch Sension Gray Granola

Sharon Roy Plaid frosted mini wheats

Steve Prescott Purple Macaroni

Diane L. Burr Pink?

Daniel Clement Black Clam

Chris Godsoe Pink Nuts? I don't want to play this game.

Paul Keezer Red Pickle

Jenny Ann Wasson Black fruit snacks

Earl Dwyer Orange steak

Tree Hill White and black bread

Brian Bent Black peanut.

Brandon Bond Plaid sweet potato.

Tim Cottle Plaid Egg Roll

Page Leah Blue bagel

Dennis Bean Breaker one...breaker one...." Might be crazy...but i aint dumb...CRAZY..."BLUE BEANS" comin at ya!!" Anyone got their ears on??....come on come on...i had hot gogs with the beans as well...but i dont want to be a "BLUE WEINER!"

Lucette Merson Grey salmon

Linda Lou Morse Blue Ham & Dill Pickle Chips

Aisling Doucette Grey oatmeal cream pie

Autumn Parent Blue meatball

Paul Dobson Green sushi

Patti Tozier Purple grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup

Barb Seymour Pink goldfish

Sarah Clark Lombard Red Pork Roast

Rosina Vacchiano Black Banana Bread

Lisa Wilcox Blue Stripe American Chop Suey

Katelyn Orser Mayne Grey Wheat Thin

Liz McCullen Purple Lo Mein